Funny story. See, there I was, minding my own business in my own apartment... then... CRASH. [ Kay that's the wrong sound effect. She slams her hands together, though, to add to it. Commit to your effects. ]

A faceless figure, standing in my hallway! Watching me! I yelled at it, but it didn't do anything... Except, get this, it was between me and the bedroom. Watching. So I got out of there as fast as I could.

[ Hmm, that sounds a bit cowardly, doesn't it. Better amend, so the story has a happy ending: ]

I'll go back tomorrow and show that ghost what-for!