golgoros | prompts for cerealia appers

This is by no means an official test drive meme, but rather just some possible scenarios you may encounter in Cerealia! No memories of what happens in this post can be made game canon.

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a: cookie disaster

[ Upon leaving the research center after being briefed via PowerPoint presentation, you'll find a robot that looks like a salt and pepper shaker tailing you, and offering you a fortune cookie! What a cute little robot. It's just so bad that it the cookie gives you strange fortunes like "Someone has Googled you recently". Creepy, huh?

But whether or not you read your fortune out loud, the robot seems to be very, very intent on helping. It follow you around and offer strange, and possibly dangerous advice. Your fortune said "You're allergic to the last thing you ate"? Well, the robot will offer to cut open your stomach to remove the food out! It cares. And this robot will chase you down, threaten you, shoot you with its laser eyes, or all of the above! Apart from that, it's definitely very noisy. Sorry, it's not sorry about how loud it is as it announces to you and to every passerby that "You will spend the next five hours sitting on the toilet"!

(Feel free to think of the most mundane or crazy fortunes and helpful "solutions!") ]

b: error in transporation

[ The metro-rail is basically what everyone who doesn't want to walk uses to get around the colony. It's usually a convenient means of transporation, but with the population growing, the rides start to get crowded! Lucky for you, today isn't one of those days. There aren't a lot of people riding the trains today, and there are probably just three or so people in each cart. You can sit down, and you don't have to smell the person who's invading your personal space because of how crowded it is!

Hold on tight, though, as the train comes to an abrupt stop! The conductor gets every passenger's attention through the intercom right away, and explains that there's some trouble in the next stop that services will be interrupted until further notice. Basically? You're stuck on the train until whatever problem there is is solved. Hope you have nothing important going on!

Well, of course you don't! You just arrived, after all. ]

c: obligatory horror option

[ After being briefed, of course you'd want to find a place to settle down in. Thankfully, the CEO and CERES is generous enough to provide you all with housing, and free rent for two months! Just how swell is that? But upon claiming an apartment of your own, you'll slowly notice that things aren't… how they should be. You blink, and you find the figure of someone who you never ever want to see before you. It's a faceless being, but their other physical characteristics sure are there. You blink again, and they're gone.

You don't feel safe. You start getting paranoid. What if something else happens? Maybe you should find another place to sleep in tonight. Knock on your neighbour's door, or wait outside your building to see if anyone will pick you up.

Or you could always be brave and spend the night at your own apartment. You'll find the lights flickering on and off even though you've switched them off already; the doors opening and closing on their own; the furniture suddenly not being in its place as if someone was dragging them around the house. It's definitely causing a lot of disruption so late at night, and it's not just you who can hear it. Your neighbours can hear the strange noises coming from your apartment, too. ]

d: vivid
✧ ViVid info

[ You thought you were done with ViViD for the day, but for some messed up reason, you clicked on something you weren't supposed to, and you're back in the game.

Your mission? Form a party of two members or more, beat the boss before it beats you! Yes. The boss is a butt with a tongue. It attacks with its tongue by either impaling the character/s, or by releasing pink hairs into the air which will fall all over the stage and causes confusion for a short duration of time.

The mission begins once you've formed a party! Good luck, and don't let love be over! ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ so you understand that he has to compensate for the lack of cute girls somehow, right?

anyway, whether or not the stranger actually needed his help is a minor detail. what matters is that brave "saved" him (again, his perspective is all that counts). brave's still deriving a laugh from the poor tin can's efforts too, every so often. ]

So, it's a heirloom. [ he figures (and assumes) as much; it would explain its pristine condition. it definitely increases its value, but it also makes it harder to bargain for. he's bitter about his quest back at home— but he thinks this will do just as well … if he ever manages to find out a way to obtain it. he'll settle with information for now; hope you're ready to have a hero constantly on your back!! ]

Can someone like you even wield it?

[ if this is your excuse for him going after sakyou ...

at the question however, he looks surprised. because ... well, because why else would he be carrying a sword if he can't use it (and no, don't cite enishi as an example because we all know he never used mikazuki ever)? he debates on asking if he doesn't look the type and then somehow understands that perhaps he kinda sorta just doesn't.

so instead he smiles. ]

It would only be reasonable that I can. [ because other than the fact that he carries it: ] It's my true form after all.

[ you're assuming sakyou requires an excuse … when he really doesn't.

it's one thing to be a stuffy young lord. it's another to be a … weirdo? yeah. a weirdo. he gives the man another once over— considers a hit and run for all of two seconds but. he's not Thief and he probably hasn't fallen that far yet. he'd totally be doing the poor sword a favour, though. ]

Do you combine? [ gattai!! ] Align your heart with it for an extra powerful slash? [ ?!?! ] What do you even mean by true form?

[ your default is freaking me out wth

but really, if mikazuki's someone you describe as weird, then takuan's even more. or perhaps not weird, just incomprehensible. and it shows on mikazuki's expression, forehead creasing and head slightly tilting to one side. these kids and their modern day slang ... slow down, will you?

combine? align? what? the last question at least makes sense so he assumes that the combining and aligning thing has something to do with that inquiry. although really, he could've just asked that in the first place. ]

Ah ... [ how do you explain this? he's never had to before, not with his saniwa. ] You see, I was initially a sword before my new master had given me this current form. This sword, to be precise.

[ just because wisdom comes with age doesn't mean so does good exposition skills. ]

prompts for cerealia appers

i still feel betrayed

dw the feeling only lasts for a little while

in true rejet fashion you need to make up for it with your body

uhh c is this truly you or