prompts for cerealia appers

[psycholawgy]

This is by no means an official test drive meme, but rather just some possible scenarios you may encounter in Cerealia! No memories of what happens in this post can be made game canon.

Helpful game links:
✧ Arrival
✧ FAQ
✧ Locations
✧ Applications — they open on the 14th!


a: cookie disaster

[ Upon leaving the research center after being briefed via PowerPoint presentation, you'll find a robot that looks like a salt and pepper shaker tailing you, and offering you a fortune cookie! What a cute little robot. It's just so bad that it the cookie gives you strange fortunes like "Someone has Googled you recently". Creepy, huh?

But whether or not you read your fortune out loud, the robot seems to be very, very intent on helping. It follow you around and offer strange, and possibly dangerous advice. Your fortune said "You're allergic to the last thing you ate"? Well, the robot will offer to cut open your stomach to remove the food out! It cares. And this robot will chase you down, threaten you, shoot you with its laser eyes, or all of the above! Apart from that, it's definitely very noisy. Sorry, it's not sorry about how loud it is as it announces to you and to every passerby that "You will spend the next five hours sitting on the toilet"!

(Feel free to think of the most mundane or crazy fortunes and helpful "solutions!") ]

b: error in transporation

[ The metro-rail is basically what everyone who doesn't want to walk uses to get around the colony. It's usually a convenient means of transporation, but with the population growing, the rides start to get crowded! Lucky for you, today isn't one of those days. There aren't a lot of people riding the trains today, and there are probably just three or so people in each cart. You can sit down, and you don't have to smell the person who's invading your personal space because of how crowded it is!

Hold on tight, though, as the train comes to an abrupt stop! The conductor gets every passenger's attention through the intercom right away, and explains that there's some trouble in the next stop that services will be interrupted until further notice. Basically? You're stuck on the train until whatever problem there is is solved. Hope you have nothing important going on!

Well, of course you don't! You just arrived, after all. ]

c: obligatory horror option

[ After being briefed, of course you'd want to find a place to settle down in. Thankfully, the CEO and CERES is generous enough to provide you all with housing, and free rent for two months! Just how swell is that? But upon claiming an apartment of your own, you'll slowly notice that things aren't… how they should be. You blink, and you find the figure of someone who you never ever want to see before you. It's a faceless being, but their other physical characteristics sure are there. You blink again, and they're gone.

You don't feel safe. You start getting paranoid. What if something else happens? Maybe you should find another place to sleep in tonight. Knock on your neighbour's door, or wait outside your building to see if anyone will pick you up.

Or you could always be brave and spend the night at your own apartment. You'll find the lights flickering on and off even though you've switched them off already; the doors opening and closing on their own; the furniture suddenly not being in its place as if someone was dragging them around the house. It's definitely causing a lot of disruption so late at night, and it's not just you who can hear it. Your neighbours can hear the strange noises coming from your apartment, too. ]

d: vivid
✧ ViVid info

[ You thought you were done with ViViD for the day, but for some messed up reason, you clicked on something you weren't supposed to, and you're back in the game.

Your mission? Form a party of two members or more, beat the boss before it beats you! Yes. The boss is a butt with a tongue. It attacks with its tongue by either impaling the character/s, or by releasing pink hairs into the air which will fall all over the stage and causes confusion for a short duration of time.

The mission begins once you've formed a party! Good luck, and don't let love be over! ]

Comments

[hoasen]

[Did you just put in a short joke!!!!]

Yes, I said I will make it up to you, no? I will serve you today.

[astringency]

[I don't see how any of that was a "joke"?????]

Ah, that's really kind! I'll sit down over there then, okay? I like surprises.

[More he's curious to see which she thinks he'll like. That tells you something of what a person thinks of you.]

[hoasen]

[CRIES don't mock her real life!!! /says this like I don't.]

It is the least I can do, and oh! Surprises, hmm...I will do my best. Do you have any preferences?

[Just in case he's allergic to something too, and she accidentally kills him.]

[astringency]

[Too bad.]

I don't. [He gives her a slow smile.] Just go with what you think is best.

[That sure is followed up with a grin and a peace sign. Good luck, Vietnam.]

[hoasen]

[WOW SO MEAN!!!]

Alright, then I will be back. [She gives an awkward peace sign back before looking at her hands and wondering why she did that. Alright, back into the kitchen area!

Soon she's back with a tray, some sandwiches she made with their awesome bread okay (some meat, some sweet), a small assortment of fruit jellies (should be low fat), and a pot of relaxing tea. No, that's what it's called, Relax.]

Here we are. I hope you didn't wait too long.

[astringency]

[He's spent the meantime talking to a group at a table across from him, and by the time Vietnam makes her way back over she'll see he's charming them just as much.]

Not too long at all! Thank you. [He gives her a wink.] All this hospitality and you still haven't even told me your name, you know~?

[hoasen]

[HOW!!!! HOW DOES HE DO THIS?!?!?! What a fearsome beast (she doesn't think him a fearsome beast).]

You're welcome--...? [Did he just wink at her?] A-ah, I apologise for not even introducing myself! My name is Vietnam! [Wait a minute] What should I call you?

[astringency]

Vietnam? [He laughs] What a funny name! We're your parents from there, Vi-chan?

[He leans closer, pressing his elbow to the table, chin in hand, then gives her another peace sign as he tells her his own name.] I'm Oikawa Tooru.

[hoasen]

Well...it's not quite a name rather than an identity. I don't remember having real parents. I did have guardians, though.

[She lightly taps at her chin, trying to think of how to answer him. But then she straightens so she can greet him properly.] It is nice to meet you, Oikawa Tooru.

[astringency]

You must be very proud to be from Vietnam, then, hmm? [W e l l.] I'm sorry to hear that, though that must mean you're very close to your guardians?

[He holds his hand out then though, as if to greet her properly. If Vietnam takes it he'll pull her hand to his lips, kissing the back of it like a gentleman might. (He's not a gentleman)]

[hoasen]

Well...yes I am, proud to be Vietnam. [WILL HE PICK UP ON IT!!!] I wouldn't say I was that close to my guardians either. I think I was a bit of a handful, actually. I was closer to my siblings.

[When she sees his hand, he must mean to shake, right!! So she takes it and...

...Ah. AH???????]

[astringency]

[Sadly he just thinks her English isn't great -- or whatever language this is. Still, it's what she says that makes him smile. He teases:] A handful? You don't seem that feisty ... unless this is a ploy?

[His lips brush her hand easily though, letting her go soon after.]

[hoasen]

[And there goes a day where she's suspected to be a lot younger than she is. A girl's dream tbh, like getting carded. Although right now she's also a BIG MESS SO FUCK YOU, OIKAWA. Look at her wondering if she should hold her own hand or let it drop.]

A-a ploy? Surely not, I am unable to do so when I am in your debt. [Wait a minute does that mean she can.]

[astringency]

[Yeh, fuck him-- no wait. Either way, it's funny how she plays the innocent card here too. Doesn't she realise what this looks like?]

Don't worry, Vi-chan. I won't say a word about it, if you let me play along too. [He says it with a wink.] Or it wouldn't be fair, would it?

[hoasen]

[WOW LIAH???? YOU BLAME ME BUT LOOK AT THIS. Also excuse, she is totally innocent! She just has gangsta tendencies...okay that's an override.

Vi-chan though, it's gotten to that point...well it helps. Wait was that another wink?]

Play along? If only it was a ploy, then I would be truly grateful. Though I should still appreciate your efforts. [But if he wants to make it a game.] H-how does one play along with such things though?

[astringency]

Hmm, I wonder, Vi-chan~ [He sings it out, finally leaning back to give her space.]

Why don't you have a seat? [He pats his lap, yes, he does not mean a chair in this situation.]

[hoasen]

[Space!!!! Until...wait what.

She's looking at his lap, but also side eying a seat. Why is he not gesturing towards a seat!!! Liah, I can't believe this tag.]

A seat?

i don't want to buy a paid yet

[astringency]

[I can't believe this tag either just sit the fuck down.]

A seat, Vi-chan~ I'm sure you know what those are?

[Yet he's still leaning back, patting his thighs and kicking the chair opposite out of the way, hinting to another waiter(ess) that they don't need it.]

mmmmm yesss cheap life /like mine usually

[hoasen]

[FINE SHE WILL. But only because she needs to repay him and the chair vanished, okay?!]

Y-yes I do.

[She clears her throat and then wanders to him, the only seat there (god). And just lowers herself down, although she doesn't quite sit. WHAT IF SHE'S TOO HEAVY FOR HIS DELICATE THIGHS.]

for sure ....

[astringency]

[Well, she's not quite sitting, so he excuses himself first, apologising for when his hands come to rest on her hips and pull her down onto his lap. He leans to whisper in her ear:]

There's nothing to be afraid of, Vi-chan. I don't bite.

highfives.........

[hoasen]

[Wow excuse?! What was that? He's so forward?! HE WON'T BE BITING AT ALL AFTER SHE'S DONE WITH HIM. Is what she'd like to think but he's just a fragile volley. That and she's more embarrassed than she is afraid, gosh.

Fine, she said she'll play, so be it!]

I do not fear your bite, should you have one. But are you uncomfortable?

[astringency]

[Look it's gentle enough... and honestly he doesn't think she's much older than him so this brings a sense of familiarity... Sorry.]

It's fine, you don't weigh much. Is that really all you're worried about?

[hoasen]

[Oikawa how familiar are you being right now...]

That is a relief... [Doesn't he need his legs!!!] And that is all I am worried about.

[4 Now.]

[astringency]

[He's hitting on her what do you expect...]

Then shouldn't you try the cake too?

[hoasen]

[There are no surprises now, I'm gonna expect everything...]

I brought it out for you though. [She's going to reach over to pick up that dish, since he can't exactly lean over her to eat.] Shouldn't you have first taste?