prompts for cerealia appers

[psycholawgy]

This is by no means an official test drive meme, but rather just some possible scenarios you may encounter in Cerealia! No memories of what happens in this post can be made game canon.

Helpful game links:
✧ Arrival
✧ FAQ
✧ Locations
✧ Applications — they open on the 14th!


a: cookie disaster

[ Upon leaving the research center after being briefed via PowerPoint presentation, you'll find a robot that looks like a salt and pepper shaker tailing you, and offering you a fortune cookie! What a cute little robot. It's just so bad that it the cookie gives you strange fortunes like "Someone has Googled you recently". Creepy, huh?

But whether or not you read your fortune out loud, the robot seems to be very, very intent on helping. It follow you around and offer strange, and possibly dangerous advice. Your fortune said "You're allergic to the last thing you ate"? Well, the robot will offer to cut open your stomach to remove the food out! It cares. And this robot will chase you down, threaten you, shoot you with its laser eyes, or all of the above! Apart from that, it's definitely very noisy. Sorry, it's not sorry about how loud it is as it announces to you and to every passerby that "You will spend the next five hours sitting on the toilet"!

(Feel free to think of the most mundane or crazy fortunes and helpful "solutions!") ]

b: error in transporation

[ The metro-rail is basically what everyone who doesn't want to walk uses to get around the colony. It's usually a convenient means of transporation, but with the population growing, the rides start to get crowded! Lucky for you, today isn't one of those days. There aren't a lot of people riding the trains today, and there are probably just three or so people in each cart. You can sit down, and you don't have to smell the person who's invading your personal space because of how crowded it is!

Hold on tight, though, as the train comes to an abrupt stop! The conductor gets every passenger's attention through the intercom right away, and explains that there's some trouble in the next stop that services will be interrupted until further notice. Basically? You're stuck on the train until whatever problem there is is solved. Hope you have nothing important going on!

Well, of course you don't! You just arrived, after all. ]

c: obligatory horror option

[ After being briefed, of course you'd want to find a place to settle down in. Thankfully, the CEO and CERES is generous enough to provide you all with housing, and free rent for two months! Just how swell is that? But upon claiming an apartment of your own, you'll slowly notice that things aren't… how they should be. You blink, and you find the figure of someone who you never ever want to see before you. It's a faceless being, but their other physical characteristics sure are there. You blink again, and they're gone.

You don't feel safe. You start getting paranoid. What if something else happens? Maybe you should find another place to sleep in tonight. Knock on your neighbour's door, or wait outside your building to see if anyone will pick you up.

Or you could always be brave and spend the night at your own apartment. You'll find the lights flickering on and off even though you've switched them off already; the doors opening and closing on their own; the furniture suddenly not being in its place as if someone was dragging them around the house. It's definitely causing a lot of disruption so late at night, and it's not just you who can hear it. Your neighbours can hear the strange noises coming from your apartment, too. ]

d: vivid
✧ ViVid info

[ You thought you were done with ViViD for the day, but for some messed up reason, you clicked on something you weren't supposed to, and you're back in the game.

Your mission? Form a party of two members or more, beat the boss before it beats you! Yes. The boss is a butt with a tongue. It attacks with its tongue by either impaling the character/s, or by releasing pink hairs into the air which will fall all over the stage and causes confusion for a short duration of time.

The mission begins once you've formed a party! Good luck, and don't let love be over! ]

Comments

HELLO ANNA - also he is a spirit feel free to have her notice that

[candlecutterpikachu]

[ The only reason Mitsutada was not currently being followed by one of those robots is because he had evenly bisected it once it suggested that it cut him open. Even with his incredible regeneration abilities, it certainly isn't an offer he can accept - and going around with entrails isn't cool at all. Sure, it happens during particularly tough sorties, but daily life is a different matter altogether.

One of the robot's lasers goes over Yuyuko's head, ricochets off a wall, and heads in his direction. It isn't hard to dodge it with an impromptu limbo maneuver, but then his one-eyed gaze goes to the fair maiden slapping the robot with one fan, and his first thought is holy shit she's pretty.

But that thought is quickly banished, since there is a battle to be had and he is a spirit made for war. Mitsutada draws his sword in a flash, shifting smoothly into a fighting stance. ]

Harrassing ladies is a crime, tin can!

[ He knows what a tin can is, okay? ]

[bloomnobly]

Kind of you to offer yourself up, but I'm not in need of a rescuer.

[ Especially a rescuer who is...whatever this guy is, because she knows a spirit when she sees one. He doesn't seem like an ordinary spirit, though. ]

[candlecutterpikachu]

[ What a feisty lady! But he's dealt with exceptionally capable women before (especially in the fighting department), so he just flashes her one of his trademark casual smiles. ]

Still, I doubt you would enjoy the thing's incessant chattering. I intend to do everyone a service by taking it down. Would you care to join me?

[bloomnobly]

If you're just itching for a fight, I don't see why not. But this shouldn't take long.

[ considering she blew up a fucking missile with her danmaku, a little robot won't be a big issue..... ]

[candlecutterpikachu]

[ Mitsutada wouldn't call himself itching for a fight - that'd be uncool, for one, and makes him sound like some sort of barbarian - but first things first, he can make up his impression later.

He trains his singular gaze on the robot, deflecting one of its lasers with the metallic surface of his blade. A direct attack would not be effective, so he would need to figure out where the lasers don't come out of.

Plus, he is curious about what this lady can do, so he just maneuvers to where he hopes the back of the robot is. Don't all robots look the same, anyway? ]