prompts for cerealia appers

[psycholawgy]

This is by no means an official test drive meme, but rather just some possible scenarios you may encounter in Cerealia! No memories of what happens in this post can be made game canon.

Helpful game links:
✧ Arrival
✧ FAQ
✧ Locations
✧ Applications — they open on the 14th!


a: cookie disaster

[ Upon leaving the research center after being briefed via PowerPoint presentation, you'll find a robot that looks like a salt and pepper shaker tailing you, and offering you a fortune cookie! What a cute little robot. It's just so bad that it the cookie gives you strange fortunes like "Someone has Googled you recently". Creepy, huh?

But whether or not you read your fortune out loud, the robot seems to be very, very intent on helping. It follow you around and offer strange, and possibly dangerous advice. Your fortune said "You're allergic to the last thing you ate"? Well, the robot will offer to cut open your stomach to remove the food out! It cares. And this robot will chase you down, threaten you, shoot you with its laser eyes, or all of the above! Apart from that, it's definitely very noisy. Sorry, it's not sorry about how loud it is as it announces to you and to every passerby that "You will spend the next five hours sitting on the toilet"!

(Feel free to think of the most mundane or crazy fortunes and helpful "solutions!") ]

b: error in transporation

[ The metro-rail is basically what everyone who doesn't want to walk uses to get around the colony. It's usually a convenient means of transporation, but with the population growing, the rides start to get crowded! Lucky for you, today isn't one of those days. There aren't a lot of people riding the trains today, and there are probably just three or so people in each cart. You can sit down, and you don't have to smell the person who's invading your personal space because of how crowded it is!

Hold on tight, though, as the train comes to an abrupt stop! The conductor gets every passenger's attention through the intercom right away, and explains that there's some trouble in the next stop that services will be interrupted until further notice. Basically? You're stuck on the train until whatever problem there is is solved. Hope you have nothing important going on!

Well, of course you don't! You just arrived, after all. ]

c: obligatory horror option

[ After being briefed, of course you'd want to find a place to settle down in. Thankfully, the CEO and CERES is generous enough to provide you all with housing, and free rent for two months! Just how swell is that? But upon claiming an apartment of your own, you'll slowly notice that things aren't… how they should be. You blink, and you find the figure of someone who you never ever want to see before you. It's a faceless being, but their other physical characteristics sure are there. You blink again, and they're gone.

You don't feel safe. You start getting paranoid. What if something else happens? Maybe you should find another place to sleep in tonight. Knock on your neighbour's door, or wait outside your building to see if anyone will pick you up.

Or you could always be brave and spend the night at your own apartment. You'll find the lights flickering on and off even though you've switched them off already; the doors opening and closing on their own; the furniture suddenly not being in its place as if someone was dragging them around the house. It's definitely causing a lot of disruption so late at night, and it's not just you who can hear it. Your neighbours can hear the strange noises coming from your apartment, too. ]

d: vivid
✧ ViVid info

[ You thought you were done with ViViD for the day, but for some messed up reason, you clicked on something you weren't supposed to, and you're back in the game.

Your mission? Form a party of two members or more, beat the boss before it beats you! Yes. The boss is a butt with a tongue. It attacks with its tongue by either impaling the character/s, or by releasing pink hairs into the air which will fall all over the stage and causes confusion for a short duration of time.

The mission begins once you've formed a party! Good luck, and don't let love be over! ]

Comments

[birthmarkless]

[ Hmm? Ookurikara shifts his head to stare back at Vietnam. ]

Forced to, but you got the general idea. [ THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE'S SCREAMING IN HIS MIND BECAUSE IS HE GOING TO GET A PARTY IN THE END?? ...But alas, a socially awkward sword gonna socially awkward. ] ...You, too?

[ Fuck you mom I'm choosing where I die, and dying against booty looks hella cool. ]

[hoasen]

[Ah, poor Ookurikara, is it too hard to ask for a party. IS IT TOO HARD. Come on, just say it: pls parteh with me kthx heal pls.]

I understand. Essential quests are an annoyance sometimes. [She looks over at the boss and notices...wait a minute, it looks like a giant posterior.] A-ah! Y-yes, I have to take it on too! [Did she really? Maybe she does now she's distracted.] Are you in a party?

[AND WOW? ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA DIE AGAINST A BOOTY. Sounds like you'll be the butt of some joke (whoa)]

[birthmarkless]

[ IT IS HARD, VIETNAM. If only she's in his shoes, being a tryhard cool mofo. She's going to know the suffering of being a cynical son of a bitch. ]

Good grief. [ He moves his arm to his side, exactly where his sword is. Although he doesn't pull it yet. ] Then come, let's finish that- [ He glances at the... butt again, and now he feels pretty disgusted. Do they really have to slash, and maybe stuck his sword in that thing?? ] -thing.

[ BOOTY IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT ]

[hoasen]

[It's okay, thanks to her big ass family, she knows all kind of Troubles. Just not so much with cool loners (but she has watched asian dramas?!)]

Alright, once we join this party... [And she sets it up! Sending him an invite now. And then back to looking at the butt. Dude, at least you're not using a long oar? SMACKING THE BUTT? This is going to be embarrassing. She's going to ask him that they never speak of this to others.] A-ah...whenever you're ready.

[are you sure, ookurikara, r u]

[birthmarkless]

[ The Touraburus have much more dramas than your regular asian dramas, Vietnam.

With a nod, Ookurikara quickly accepts the invitation. After that, he, too, glances back at that asshole. The literal one, he means. And after staring wordless at it for a short moment, he does the most surprising thing that he have ever do.

He charges alone.

一人で戦い. ]

[hoasen]

[Wow excuse, she watches the historical ones too UH. He's kinda like one of those lead guys. Definitely not as nuts as a country though (good for him actually)

She didn't even get a chance to say anything when he already made that mad dash towards the twin cheeks. In fact, all she could say in reaction is--]

A-ah, wait a minute!

[Because while she's known her fair sure of losers who go first (looking at you, America), none of them had to fight by attacking a rear formation (the non-strategic kind). What if it had a fart attack?! What if its tongue gives him a lick?! It's a good thing this is virtual, otherwise they'd have to burn his clothes.

BUT STILL, DON'T FIGHT SUCH A THING ALONE. Too late now, she runs after him before one of them (him) gets caught by the wind...of battle.]