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prompts for cerealia appers

This is by no means an official test drive meme, but rather just some possible scenarios you may encounter in Cerealia! No memories of what happens in this post can be made game canon.

Helpful game links:
✧ Arrival
✧ FAQ
✧ Locations
✧ Applications — they open on the 14th!

a: cookie disaster

[ Upon leaving the research center after being briefed via PowerPoint presentation, you'll find a robot that looks like a salt and pepper shaker tailing you, and offering you a fortune cookie! What a cute little robot. It's just so bad that it the cookie gives you strange fortunes like "Someone has Googled you recently". Creepy, huh?

But whether or not you read your fortune out loud, the robot seems to be very, very intent on helping. It follow you around and offer strange, and possibly dangerous advice. Your fortune said "You're allergic to the last thing you ate"? Well, the robot will offer to cut open your stomach to remove the food out! It cares. And this robot will chase you down, threaten you, shoot you with its laser eyes, or all of the above! Apart from that, it's definitely very noisy. Sorry, it's not sorry about how loud it is as it announces to you and to every passerby that "You will spend the next five hours sitting on the toilet"!

(Feel free to think of the most mundane or crazy fortunes and helpful "solutions!") ]

b: error in transporation

[ The metro-rail is basically what everyone who doesn't want to walk uses to get around the colony. It's usually a convenient means of transporation, but with the population growing, the rides start to get crowded! Lucky for you, today isn't one of those days. There aren't a lot of people riding the trains today, and there are probably just three or so people in each cart. You can sit down, and you don't have to smell the person who's invading your personal space because of how crowded it is!

Hold on tight, though, as the train comes to an abrupt stop! The conductor gets every passenger's attention through the intercom right away, and explains that there's some trouble in the next stop that services will be interrupted until further notice. Basically? You're stuck on the train until whatever problem there is is solved. Hope you have nothing important going on!

Well, of course you don't! You just arrived, after all. ]

c: obligatory horror option

[ After being briefed, of course you'd want to find a place to settle down in. Thankfully, the CEO and CERES is generous enough to provide you all with housing, and free rent for two months! Just how swell is that? But upon claiming an apartment of your own, you'll slowly notice that things aren't… how they should be. You blink, and you find the figure of someone who you never ever want to see before you. It's a faceless being, but their other physical characteristics sure are there. You blink again, and they're gone.

You don't feel safe. You start getting paranoid. What if something else happens? Maybe you should find another place to sleep in tonight. Knock on your neighbour's door, or wait outside your building to see if anyone will pick you up.

Or you could always be brave and spend the night at your own apartment. You'll find the lights flickering on and off even though you've switched them off already; the doors opening and closing on their own; the furniture suddenly not being in its place as if someone was dragging them around the house. It's definitely causing a lot of disruption so late at night, and it's not just you who can hear it. Your neighbours can hear the strange noises coming from your apartment, too. ]

d: vivid
✧ ViVid info

[ You thought you were done with ViViD for the day, but for some messed up reason, you clicked on something you weren't supposed to, and you're back in the game.

Your mission? Form a party of two members or more, beat the boss before it beats you! Yes. The boss is a butt with a tongue. It attacks with its tongue by either impaling the character/s, or by releasing pink hairs into the air which will fall all over the stage and causes confusion for a short duration of time.

The mission begins once you've formed a party! Good luck, and don't let love be over! ]

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[It doesn't help that he's close to flailing. So much for looking cool in front of a girl, it's all ruined now.]

One of them--! [Points. To. An. Alien.] --what else would it be?!

[Was he ever cool though? He can be cool to her in spirit. Or something.

She looks over and--] Oh! No I am not an alien, if you are wondering about the source of my strength. [Leaves out all kinds of freaky info.]

[He??????? waS??????

He's still flailing around trying to get free though, because this is not how he wants to be seen in public, sadly.] You're not normal though, are you?

[HE WAS...maybe.

She has to try to calm him down though, otherwise he'll fall out and hurt himself, so she grips him tightly and tries to hush him calmly.] Please, not so aggressively, otherwise I can't put you down. But no...at least, not by your definition of normal.

[He stills, but he's still super tense. Please put him down immediately, Vietnam, or this ride is about to get bumpy.] You shouldn't have picked me up to begin with.

[Ah, now he's sulking. This situation is hardly fair.]

[As soon as he's still, she lowers him down so that he can stand on his feet. Which isn't actually...hard. And wow!!]

I apologise again, it was very forward of me. [She did tell him to excuse her for doing so!] I didn't know how else to show you.

[DON'T...LOOK SULKY.....]

[IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT COULD BE.

Still, he starts walking again, simply because it's better than dealing with his horror from before. People are still kind of looking.]

Ask next time and I'm sure we'll be able to think of something.

[SHE COULD'VE DONE WORSE TBH. Broke him into little pieces...no just kidding she's not America strong.

She follows after him, he's still mad, ah...she's filled with GUILT.

That and it's dawning on her now that people were looking, duh.]

A-ah, yes, I should have...still, let me make it up to you.

[Mad isn't exactly the right word for it, but it's in a similar enough category, so why not. Still...

Here they are.]

You aren't are, aren't you? Where's this famous tea house you were telling me about?

[SEETHING, he's so pa. It's okay she knows pa.

Gosh.]

You're right, I'll make it up to you twice! [~determined~] It's just in the flower shop, Thistle Do Nicely. [SHUT UP LIAH.] I wouldn't call it famous, but it is comfortable. And it's just a few streets away from the station.

[Sorry... Vietnam... But wow, twice???

He listens to what she says, blinking at the name of it and lets out a small laugh. Interesting.] Who decided on the name, was it you?

[UH, YES??? Trust her she can totally do it.

She looks only slightly embarrassed, just by association, thankfully.] If only I could be that clever. No, the owner of the premises decided on that name. It seems to be...memorable.

[Ah, how precious. It doesn't matter either way, the fact that it exists is good enough.] Are there any other places with similar names? [Puns, that is.]

[Damn right, but yes...it looks like he's appreciating puns.] A-ah, do you know the book Lord of the Flies? There's a...Lord of the Fries.

[It's more like he can't believe they exist. What ever happened to normal names for shops??? It's ridiculous.] I haven't read it, but I've heard of it. They're all very creative!

[Because WHY NOT, people need to get their name out there somehow!!] They are, but the name is only the first thing which catches one's attention. It does not help at all if the services and the goods sold are not of a high standard!

Which I hope I will be able to give you once we reach the shop. [And they're there now!] Right here.

Of course, of course. [He waves that off with a polite smile.] I doubt you'd show me a shabby place just after I arrive anyway, especially as you're an alien too.

[She said she wasn't??? Or was... but he is too... Whatever.]

[OIKAWA?????] B-but, I'm not an alien...or, at least I am to this world, but...

[No he's officially confused her. DAMMIT. RUDE.] Please come in!

[He does that by existing lbr] Thank you for letting me visit! [Ah, look what the nice lady dragged in. He's pleasant enough though as he lets his eyes sweep around, a sort of serene expression crossing his face (it's fake).]

Ah, how beautiful. It looks really popular, too.

[NO /smacks him...mentally. No I'm kidding.] You're very welcome. [LOOK, SHE BELIEVES HIM OKAY he should feel bad. Trash.

She gestures towards the tea shop area.] We tried to make it as cozy as possible, so I am glad you like it. Please, choose a seat. [And then whispers.] I recommend the comfortable looking lounge over there.

[Rude... Though hmm? What was that Vietnam? He leans down to listen to what she has to say, smiling at her.] Are you going to be serving?

[Did you just put in a short joke!!!!]

Yes, I said I will make it up to you, no? I will serve you today.

[I don't see how any of that was a "joke"?????]

Ah, that's really kind! I'll sit down over there then, okay? I like surprises.

[More he's curious to see which she thinks he'll like. That tells you something of what a person thinks of you.]

[CRIES don't mock her real life!!! /says this like I don't.]

It is the least I can do, and oh! Surprises, hmm...I will do my best. Do you have any preferences?

[Just in case he's allergic to something too, and she accidentally kills him.]

[Too bad.]

I don't. [He gives her a slow smile.] Just go with what you think is best.

[That sure is followed up with a grin and a peace sign. Good luck, Vietnam.]

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